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TTFN:

Dear Lovelies, Our darling Iris left yesterday for her frozen kingdom to the West, and our sweet Magnolia is stuck in a bureaucratic holding pattern at an undisclosed border town. As both of my chickens have officially flown the coop it seemed as good a time as any to start this ambitious project. The goal for this blog is to create a semi-public correspondence in the hopes that the pressure of a potential readership will help us more consistently stay in touch. Ideally, I am hoping that we will each be able to post something once a week. This could be a picture, sketch, a link to a song you like.. or if you have the gift of gab like myself you can put up long rambling posts about nothing. I can't wait to see what we create. Ever yours, Rose.

Sweet Freedom:

Dear Lovelies, Perhaps we were a little optimistic with the weekly quota. I do have some exciting news however. At last, after four years of day-before schedule changes and missed family gatherings, four years of dirty diapers left on tables and straws thrown at me by irate judges because "I DON'T WANT THIS", four years of pandering to the tantrum-throwing-acid-drooling-teeth-gnashing-mouth-goblin which is the general public on the faint hope that they will tip more than 10%. . . I have put in my notice. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES (sorry Iris, I meant... um... nope, too excited, sticking with bitches), sweet freedom is soon at hand for your darling Rose! Officially my last day will be August 17th (although emotionally I've already checked out). I am so excited to leave an industry where anyone who walks through the door has the right to order me around for a profession where, if you don't listen to me, you die. Twenty seven days. Ever yours, Rose. ...
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